Hello.
It's been a moment.
I thought that in favor of the holiday, I would write a series of lists.
Awesome of Fourths and Fours
4 Things I am Looking Forward to:
- the fireworks from the Stadium of Fire
- the 2009 Twilight Concert Series [no relation to the Twilight novels. [I am mostly excited for Bon Iver[yyyyyyayy!]]]
- good karma for the month of July
- being financially stable
4 Things I enjoyed at Smith's:
- 99¢ Kroger Personal Lubricant [thank you, Bargain Blowout table! [I did not buy it.]]
- $4 pregnancy test [another Bargain delight[did not buy it either.]]
- Cherry Limeade
- the girl who thanked me at checkout for bringing my own bag [no, THANK YOU!]
4 Things I do not Enjoy:
- indents in plastic water bottles
- slow drivers in the fast lane
- running out of Babybel cheese
- somehow being in possession of 7000 tupperware containers and only 6 lids
4 Lesser-Known 4th Holidays:
- Feb 4th - Create a Vacuum Day
- April 4th - Tell a Lie Day
- Nov 4th - Waiting for the Barbarians Day
- Jan 4th - Humiliation Day
For your viewing pleasure:
Fireworks made of Candy